Jim Ristrem is at it again!

		Year 2009 Statistics I intend to remove this website in late February 2010. Thank you for visiting. Jim, will you take my hand in holy paranoia? to conspire with and in the cause of the greater good that the voices in both of our minds tell us is the true path? to obsess and disturb? in recluse or in manic public displays of hysteria? in purpose of justice and peace and in the name of the sponge in the sink, Eddy, the true prophet of the chrome sinkdom? till death do one of us takes the plunge to a rifle in the mouth after climbing a clocktower and picking off the non-believers? I DO.

Hallelujah, the Spirit has returned!

No reason to lie: I've been drinking my fair share of Haterade lately. Maybe the fatigue has caught up with me, but I'm trying not to spend copious spare amounts of spare time gleefully wasted on facebook. I've been neglecting blogs, though, and that just ain't proper. But lo and behold, with a little help from my friends, my faith has been restored!

First and foremost, through the grace of facebook, my friend introduced me to the best thing I've seen in a while. For your edification, I refer you to Die Antwoord. Anyone who doesn't find this remarkable and endearing is an asshole. Including DJ Hi-Tek. Sorry Hi-Tek. Love you. And I really hope this is NOT your official MySpace page.


Another thing referred to me, this time by TV God Stephen Colbert, is Blippy. I'm so glad that people want to be known publicly to the world as consumer whores. Really though, only in 'Merica.

Finally, a few links to friends' (and just plain awesome) blogs, because these people are great and I love them and everyone should follow them bloggingly.
best thing ever in the world
All We Ever Wanted (Was Everything)
Bike Messenger Boyfriend
People of WalMart
Progressive Music House
Grant Earl LeValley
Sweet
Awesome Tapes From Africa