I'll find you and I'll kill you

I just discovered and joined OK Cupid. Watch out world, now I'm wasting time online and trying to get laid at the same time! wait...maybe i was always doing that. God forgive me for being so lame.

To make up for it, here's a video I discovered thanks to youtube's new networking. I was watching this video by Kelly Stoltz:

and then youtube said, "Pat, you so crazy, maybe this will help."

Thus began my new love affair with Chad Vangaalen.

All Yours!

I'm very happy to post this document on the interweb. I imagine it exists elsewhere if you can navigate your search engine to that level. But the novelty here is that this letter is one of my favorite, and oldest, examples of social networking. Kind of like my SNF Holy Grail. My mom gave me this letter, having received it at her office working alongside a nobel prized theoretical physicist (yeah, kind of a big deal [my mom, not the physicist]). I've kept this with me for years, only for the reason of passing it on to anyone who has a thought in their brain and a sense of humor. Little did I know this would become the perfect venue.

Enjoy Harrie Weggelaar, everyone.



Harrie's also got a video on youtube...

Jim Ristrem is at it again!

		Year 2009 Statistics I intend to remove this website in late February 2010. Thank you for visiting. Jim, will you take my hand in holy paranoia? to conspire with and in the cause of the greater good that the voices in both of our minds tell us is the true path? to obsess and disturb? in recluse or in manic public displays of hysteria? in purpose of justice and peace and in the name of the sponge in the sink, Eddy, the true prophet of the chrome sinkdom? till death do one of us takes the plunge to a rifle in the mouth after climbing a clocktower and picking off the non-believers? I DO.

Hallelujah, the Spirit has returned!

No reason to lie: I've been drinking my fair share of Haterade lately. Maybe the fatigue has caught up with me, but I'm trying not to spend copious spare amounts of spare time gleefully wasted on facebook. I've been neglecting blogs, though, and that just ain't proper. But lo and behold, with a little help from my friends, my faith has been restored!

First and foremost, through the grace of facebook, my friend introduced me to the best thing I've seen in a while. For your edification, I refer you to Die Antwoord. Anyone who doesn't find this remarkable and endearing is an asshole. Including DJ Hi-Tek. Sorry Hi-Tek. Love you. And I really hope this is NOT your official MySpace page.


Another thing referred to me, this time by TV God Stephen Colbert, is Blippy. I'm so glad that people want to be known publicly to the world as consumer whores. Really though, only in 'Merica.

Finally, a few links to friends' (and just plain awesome) blogs, because these people are great and I love them and everyone should follow them bloggingly.
best thing ever in the world
All We Ever Wanted (Was Everything)
Bike Messenger Boyfriend
People of WalMart
Progressive Music House
Grant Earl LeValley
Sweet
Awesome Tapes From Africa

Does This Include a Gratuity?

"ROOM SERVICE!!

HOW YAH DOING DOWN THERE??

WARM MILK.."

agent cooper!

"HUNG IT UP FOR YAH!!"

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anonymous

Message to the TROLLS: The brainwaves can NOT be stopped by any substance. Only the the distance(euclidian space) can lower their energy. The wave travels in air for about ~1 mile. These are ELF (Xtra low frequency) waves. There are animals (aquatic) that can communicate using ELF for K's milles. The stupid Systems(gvts) use this feature to communicate with their subs. In U$ Florida and California coast have huge underground wires, to transmit these waves for k's milles in water. These waves have v. low frequencies (f) and longer wave-lenghts. Soon, M(j,t) will START WW3( 75 to 95 from WW2) , then you will care Stupid Slaves(Trolls)

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ON "the GARbAGE:CIA(Security)" They are poisoning people's AIR (24/7 NON STOP: PreSSURe:TORTURE \ TERROR ) in ALL NaTO SLAVE countrie$\BILDenberg(Mason)\.I know many of you know this, however you do not know why ?! . The reality is that the poisonings are used ,just because they can: TO KILL, older people, children,.etc!, (there is no real reason, for it ). The other half of the truth is that they are trying to create the illusion (E) of omni-presence and you Nab$(slave$:) do not have\stand a chance; FEAR. Also, provocations to detect "rebels" and to KILL they are trying to ERASE as many of you as possible (ww3: www : World Wide Web: ww3\ 75 yrs to 95 yrs from WW2: avg. 80 years). In U$A they are poisoning the AIR in : Churches, Malls, Hotels, Schools,Tunnels, Street Intersections, Industrial Areas, Ghettos, Residential areas, Washington DC governmental buildings, including Langley. VA; Also, the feds/Cops are under Surveillance and Poisons: Many afflictions that we are so used too, do not actually exist(s). Here you have some of them: allergies, asthma( AS M ), skin ichings, headaches, pulse, blood pressure, neck\ear discomfort, sleep- lessness,or state of sleep: highways, chest pressure, testacles pain, tooth aches,bleedings, dizziness, heat stroke,etc are GAS:AIR (Poison) induced. I suspect that at least 2/3 of actually sick persons started with symptoms generated by GASSE$. Also, they are poisoning your water and food: Alzheimer, Diabetes, Cancers, etc .; it is a very BIG Busines$. Some of the gases that M (cya) and M use are Nerve gas derivative or low concentration ( also, the MIL have these gases). There is NO NEW conspiracy, just the existing ones: a very old one M j,t. flagrant CIVIL and Human Rights Violations; TOTAL CORRUPTION .

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anonymous

Message to the TROLLS: The brainwaves can NOT be stopped by any substance. Only the the distance(euclidian space) can lower their energy. The wave travel in air for about ~1 mile. These are ELF (Xtra low frequency) waves. There are animals (aquatic) that can communicate using ELF for K's milles. The stupid Systems(gvts) use this feature to communicate with their subs. In U$ Florida and California coast have huge underground wires, to transmit these waves for k's milles in water. These waves have v. low frequencies (f) and longer wave-lenghts. Soon, M(j,t) will START WW3( 75 to 95 from WW2) , then you will care Stupid Slaves(Trolls) . STAY AWAY FROM ANY WIRES.

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anonymous

Diane is his secretary... just his secretary. You never see her.

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anonymous

Diane is Cooper's secretary/assistant back at the FBI.

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anonymous

maybe his secretary or assistant.

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anonymous

not sure but i think diane is his partner, like mulder/scully.

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anonymous

Diane = secretary?

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anonymous

i'm pretty sure that diane's his wife



"THE MILK'LL GET COOL PRETTY SOON..."

okay.


"I HEARD ABOUT YOU."