I'm pretty stoked on Wholphin.

Ocular orgasms.
Good tunes.
If you know what's wholphin for you, you'll wholphin and give into wholphin.

I should get free wholphin for this.

Wholphin is very exposed. Get it?! Wholphin don't wear clothes.

An aside:
If you type in "wholphin", and click on related videos for a little less than a minute, you end up with this:Wholphin.

Notice to myself and anyone reading this: we have way too much time on our hands, and turning off all of your appliances is the only option to retain sanity. I'm watching you, toaster.